
-kicks it-
-squeaks, holds it-
-laughs maniacally- It doesn’t have feelings…don’t act like a mother duck.
…But it’s a cute little duckie duck.
-smiles and jabs it in the eye-
Is it cute now?
-takes out her wand and points it with a shaky hand at him- What if I jab you in the eye?
I’d jab YOU in the eye as well.
That’s horrible. My eyes are sensitive.

-kicks it-
-squeaks, holds it-
-laughs maniacally- It doesn’t have feelings…don’t act like a mother duck.
…But it’s a cute little duckie duck.
-smiles and jabs it in the eye-
Is it cute now?
-takes out her wand and points it with a shaky hand at him- What if I jab you in the eye?

-kicks it-
-squeaks, holds it-
-laughs maniacally- It doesn’t have feelings…don’t act like a mother duck.
…But it’s a cute little duckie duck.

What do they do in the stories? Can you tell me? I like stories.
Well I read a lot of fairy tales. So it’s a lot of dancing obviously and then usually someone forgets a shoe or something bad happens.
So will I…
Oh! Well maybe we can have fun together then.
Oh?
Ya. I mean, I’m not sure what people do at Balls besides what I’ve read in stories.

So will I…
Oh! Well maybe we can have fun together then.

Wait.
There’s a ball?
-nods, not sensing his attitude towards it- Yup. Didn’t you hear about it?
Oh I did, but I thought it was a joke.
Another excuse to see pointless drama then.
Oh. -blinks- Well there is probably going to be drama but I’m just going to have fun.
Wait.
There’s a ball?
-nods, not sensing his attitude towards it- Yup. Didn’t you hear about it?